I have always enjoyed other blogs that post about the weird and often hilarious searches that brought people to their blog. Finally, I have some of those WTF search results myself.
1. Paralegal blobs – That sounds like a really bad B movie from the 50’s. “Look out! They’re headed to the courthouse!”
2. How to stay sane as a paralegal – Beats the hell outta me. I recommend bitching on blogs and the Purgatory board at Paralegal Hell. If you figure something else out, drop me a note, will ya?
3. Damn paralegals – Okay, this must have been an attorney. Who else is going to complain about paralegals and has enough time to google it?
4. Why are lawyers so quiet – God, don’t I wish I had this problem. Clearly I’ve been around the wrong lawyers all my life.
5. Soul sucker training – Really? People need training for this? And here I thought it was just a natural talent some people are born with.
6. Stinky paralegal – Um, I don’t know what to say about this one. Hope you get some help for it, if it’s you, or hope you find a really good air freshener.
7. What the hell am I going to get my mother for her birthday – I don’t know, but I’m guessing she doesn’t want a paralegal blog. So why are you looking at my blog instead of shopping? Shouldn’t you be on Amazon or something?
8. Paralegal with big egos – Plural? Maybe this paralegal has multiple personalities. In that case, I recommend medication. Lots of it.
9. Paralegal in hell – Yes, we generally are. The first step is admitting it. Welcome to the club.
10. Who is Paralegal Hell and Who is behind Paralegal Hell Blog – These searches have shown up several times and it always cracks me up. PH – they’re trying to figure you out! But they’ll never get anything out of me! Muhahahaha!